
welcome to my favoruite urbandictionary post ill be your guide

“Comin’ with us has conditions- you’re gonna have to get inked up.”
Your blog has now been inked up and can never be possessed by a demon so long as this post exists. (Bonus: It’s transparent.)I might get this as a 3D tattoo.
the next person who leaves some shitdick response on my beautiful piece of art is getting a beautiful piece of art up their ass
(via madmanwithoutthebox)
Little girl: My question is, what’s your favorite animal?
Jared: My favorite animal is a moose.
Misha: My favorite animal is, has to be ponies, at this point.
Jared: What’s your favorite animal?
Little girl: Vampire bats.
(Yes that was their actual reaction)
I never understood this reference until i looked “girls” up
so is Crowley saying that Sam should be his bff and love him?
Pretty much.
accidentally selling your soul to satan by not reading terms and conditions
this sounds like an episode of supernatural
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Reblog this if you love nine
A few weeks back a guy at my lunch table was talking about doctor who, and i couldn’t help but listen. His exact words were “No one even likes nine”
Now i don’t even watch doctor who, but i know for a fact that isn’t true at all!
(via madmanwithoutthebox)
but what people don’t realize is that, when it comes to fictional characters, they are just as real to us as our friends or lovers or siblings or parents. it doesn’t matter that we can’t touch them or visit them or engage with them in conversation. what matters is that they’ve made an impact on our lives and that is what makes them real.
So many times over.
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Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings

No, you don’t understand.
This actually happens.
We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.
So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.
So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.
It was the funniest shit ever.
Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these.


